wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

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YOU’VE HEARD OF HANNAH MONTANA NOW GET READY FOR

aprofessionalfanboy:

waytoocooltobeamuggle:

waytoocooltobeamuggle:

Alexis Texas

ABORT ABORT I JUST GOOGLED ALEXIS TEXAS AND IT TURNS OUT SHE’S REAL AND SHE’S A FKN PORNSTAR

Never not reblog

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petermaximoff:

my oily ass skin: *reflects light* 

me: wow look at that highlight

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uptown-daft-funk:

carriethestorymaker:

66point6:

dongstomper:

*new yorker voice* bada bing

*other new yorker across the street* bada boom

*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT

*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE

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